just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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