Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
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I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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