Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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