I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
