the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Farmville is her only friend.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
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at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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