office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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