i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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