ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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