How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
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I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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