When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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