plz talk dirty to me
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
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i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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