Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
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Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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