just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
My vagina is very pro this idea
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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