i just wanna soil my oats bro
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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