Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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