this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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