I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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