i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
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You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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