they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
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If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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