hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
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I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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