people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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