His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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