All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
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They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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