So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Pappa wants mamma naked
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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