I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize