Betty ford says i'm here all night
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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