took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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Did I show you my penis last night?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
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Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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