Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
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moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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