I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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