At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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