My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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