And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Randomize
