As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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