Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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