we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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