ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
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champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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