just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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