i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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