He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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