If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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