Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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