READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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