My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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