at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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