just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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