I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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