you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
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Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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