I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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