I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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