i permit you to call me
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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