just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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