Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Randomize
