I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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