I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
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Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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