yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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