U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Watching her eat just hurts me
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
is it fun? or sober?
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