Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Just took my morning after pill in the library
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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